Pack: Totally Absurd

A: Have spaghetti for hair
B: Have sausages for fingers
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A: Sweat maple syrup
B: Cry glitter
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A: Sneeze confetti
B: Burp bubbles
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A: Bark every time you laugh
B: Meow every time you cry
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A: Have a permanent clown nose
B: Have permanently rainbow teeth
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A: Only ever walk backwards
B: Only ever speak in rhymes
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A: Have feet where your hands are
B: Have hands where your feet are
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A: Always smell faintly of cheese
B: Always look slightly wet
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A: Taste every sound you hear
B: Hear every color you see
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A: Grow a tail you can't control
B: Grow ears that flap when you're happy
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A: Fart glitter
B: Hiccup tiny bubbles
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A: Be followed by dramatic music
B: Have a narrator describe your every move
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A: Hiccups that sound like a car alarm
B: Sneezes that sound like a trumpet
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A: Leave a trail of glitter
B: Leave a trail of bubbles
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A: Hair that changes colour with your mood
B: Skin that glows when you lie
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A: Only ever be able to whisper
B: Only ever be able to shout
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A: Grow an extra thumb
B: Grow an extra ear
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A: A tiny cloud that rains on you when you are sad
B: A tiny sun that follows you around
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A: Everything you touch smells of lavender
B: Everything you eat tastes of strawberry
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A: Shoes that squeak forever
B: A zip that never stays up
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A: Be able to talk to bread
B: Be able to talk to furniture
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A: A hat you can never take off
B: Sunglasses you can never take off
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A: Only blink one eye at a time
B: Never blink at all
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A: A voice that echoes indoors
B: Footsteps that jingle
