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P: _____ ended the relationship.
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P: The dating profile just says "_____".
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P: _____ is my toxic trait.
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P: The wedding speech took a turn when he mentioned _____.
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P: Nothing kills the mood quite like _____.
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P: _____ is why I am banned from the group holiday.
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P: My therapist went very quiet when I said _____.
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P: The office Christmas party ended with _____.
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P: _____ , and that is how I met your mother.
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P: HR would like a word about _____.
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P: My search history is ninety percent _____.
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P: _____ is the real reason for the divorce.
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P: Nobody warned me that marriage means _____.
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P: The neighbours have filed a complaint about _____.
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P: Apparently _____ is not an acceptable excuse.
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P: My ex still owes me _____.
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P: The stag party got out of hand because of _____.
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P: _____ is what I do when nobody is watching.
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P: The security camera caught me with _____.
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P: _____ should legally require a licence.
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P: In 2026, romance means _____.
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P: I told everyone it was _____.
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A: an ill-advised tattoo
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A: crying in the furniture store car park
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A: a suspiciously specific playlist
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A: my ex's new haircut
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A: three bottles of prosecco
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A: a message sent at three in the morning
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A: Vladimir Putin's shirtless horse photos
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A: the entire cheese board
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A: a second phone
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A: Kanye's latest opinion
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A: an unpaid parking fine from 2019
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A: the gym membership I never use
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A: a very brave outfit
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A: my sister's boyfriend
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A: a karaoke rendition of "My Heart Will Go On"
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A: Donald Trump's handshake
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A: fourteen unopened dating apps
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A: the last kebab of the night
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A: a lie about my height
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A: someone else's wedding ring
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A: a screenshot of the group chat
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A: a sunburn in an unfortunate shape
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A: Instagram versus reality
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A: an emotional support bottle of wine
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A: yesterday's shirt at breakfast
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A: a spray tan gone badly wrong
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A: the incognito tab
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A: Mark Zuckerberg practising a smile
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A: a stolen hotel bathrobe
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A: a "we need to talk" message
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A: the office photocopier
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A: a truly unfortunate autocorrect
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A: my mother's opinion
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A: a shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo poster
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A: nine hundred euros of shoes
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A: a dolphin tattoo from 2004
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A: the flatmate's yoghurt
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A: Taylor Swift's revenge era
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A: a prenup nobody read
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A: the last train home
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A: a duty-free bottle of ouzo
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A: an OnlyFans nobody asked for
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A: a decision made at two in the morning
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A: my student loan
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A: an anonymous confession
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A: the neighbour's security camera
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A: a suspiciously long lunch break
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A: Elon Musk's direct messages
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A: a tequila I do not remember ordering
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A: the recycling bin at seven in the morning
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A: a very loud upstairs neighbour
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A: forty missed calls
